Chord The Real Slim Shady Acoustic

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 hey ,  this is my first ever tab! i hope you like it ,  i think it goes pretty well xd

i’d say for the strumming pattern ,  just strum down ,  but up before the chord 
change ,  if that makes any sense . 

capo :  4

      G                         D 
y’all act like you never seen A white person before
      Em                          C
jaws all on the floor like pam ,  like tommy just burst in the door
G                         D
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
Em                       C 
they first were divorce ,  throwin her over furniture  ( ahh! ) 
        G                              D
it’s the return of the . . .  \"ah ,  wait ,  no way ,  you’re kidding , 
Em                          C
he didn’t just say what i think he did ,  did he?\"
G                 D
and dr .  dre said . . .  nothing you idiots!
Em                   C
dr .  dre’s dead ,  he’s locked in my basement!  ( ha - ha! ) 
G                    D
feminist women love eminem
                Em
chigga chigga chigga
                   C
\"slim shady ,  i’m sick of him look at him ,  
G                    D
walkin’ around grabbin’ his you - know - what
              Em                           C
flippin the you - know - who , \" \"yeah ,  but he’s so cute though!\"
G                                   D
yeah ,  i probably got A couple of screws up in my head loose
     Em                         C
but no worse ,  than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms
G                      D                                Em 
sometimes ,  i wanna get on tv and just let loose ,  but can’t
                               C
but it’s cool for tom green to hump A dead moose
G                          D   
\"my bum is on your lips ,  my bum is on your lips\"
       Em                          C
and if i’m lucky ,  you might just give it A little kiss
     G                            D  
and that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
     Em                              C 
and expect them not to know what A woman’s clitoris is
     G                               D 
of course they gonna know what intercourse is
                      Em
by the time they hit fourth grade
                C
they got the discovery channel don’t they?
G                      D                            Em
\"we ain’t nothing but mammals . . \" well ,  some of us cannibals
               C
who cut other people open like cantaloupes  [ slurp ] 
G                   D  
but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Em                                      C
then there’s no reason that A man and another man can’t elope
           G                   D
 [ * ewww! * ]  but if you feel like i feel ,  i got the antidote
Em                          C
women wave your pantyhose ,  sing the chorus and it goes

 [ chorus :  eminem  ( repeat 2x ) ] 
        G                   D
’cause i’m slim shady ,  yes i’m the real shady
         Em                  C
all you other slim shadys are just imitating
    G                          D
so won’t the real slim shady please stand up , 
Em                C
please stand up ,  please stand up?

G                                   D
will smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
Em                          C
well i do ,  so fxxk him and fxxk you too!
      G                          D
you think i give A damn about A grammy?
              Em                            C
half of you critics can’t even stomach me ,  let alone stand me
      G                        D
\"but slim ,  what if you win ,  wouldn’t it be weird?\"
Em                                 C
why? so you guys could just lie to get me here?
        G                D
so you can ,  sit me here next to britney spears?
Em                        C
shit ,  christina aguilera better switch me chairs
        G                    D
so i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
      Em                              C
and hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
G                           D
you little bitch ,  put me on blast on mtv
             Em                             C
\"yeah ,  he’s cute ,  but i think he’s married to kim ,  hee - hee!\"
         G                     D
i should download her audio on mp3
              Em                      C
and show the whole world how you gave eminem vd  [ ahhh! ] 
G                                D                        Em
i’m sick of you little girl and boy groups ,  all you do is annoy me
                C
so i have been sent here to destroy you  [ bzzzt ] 
G                            D                
and there’s A million of us just like me
     Em                            C
who cuss like me; who just don’t give A fxxk like me
     G                            D
who dress like me; walk ,  talk and act like me
     Em                           C
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

 [ chorus ] 
            G                       D
i’m like A head trip to listen to ,  cause i’m only givin you
Em                                    C
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
   G                  D
the only difference is i got the balls to say it
             Em                          C
in front of y’all and i don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
G                   D
i just get on the mic and spit it
         Em                              C
and whether you like to admit it  [ * err * ]  i just shit it
             G                      D
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
                Em                          C
then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
      G                    D
it’s funny; cause at the rate i’m goin when i’m thirty
Em                               C
i’ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
G                      D
pinchin nurses asses when i’m jackin off with jergens
     Em                                C
and i’m jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isn’t working
     G                        D
and every single person is A slim shady lurkin
     Em                               C
he could be workin at burger king ,  spittin on your onion rings
         G                      D 
 [ * hach * ]  or in the parkin lot ,  circling
                Em
screaming \"i don’t give A fxxk!\"
                   C
with his windows down and his system up
G                         D
so ,  will the real shady please stand up?
    Em                           C
and put one of those fingers on each hand up?
         G                     D
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
    Em                         C
and one more time ,  loud as you can ,  how does it go?

 [ chorus 4x ] 

ha ha
guess there’s A slim shady in all of us
fxxk it ,  let’s all stand up

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