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uncle bernie’s farm the mothers of invention absolutely free ( 1967 ) ( chords tabbed by albin liljestrand ) pompepung@hotmail . com C ( i’m dreaming . . . ) Am there’s A bomb to blow yo mommy up , B G Am A bomb for yo Daddy too! ( ouch! ) Am A baby doll that burps ’n pees; B G Am A case of airplane glue! D there’s A hungry plastic troll , to scarf yo buddy’s arm! there’s A box of ugly plastic things marked : D F G \"uncle bernie’s farm\" Am there’s A little plastic ’congress’ B G Am there’s A ’nation’ you can buy! there’s A doll that looks like mommy B G Am ( she’ll do anything but cry ) ( yes , sir ) D there’s A doll that looks like Daddy ( he’s A funny little man . . . push A button ’n ask fo money : D F G there’s A dollar in his hand! ) ( check his wallet ) C7 we gotta send sanny claus back to de rescue mission! christmas don’t make it no more! F F7 don’tcha know that murder an’ destruction F F7 scream de toys in every store! ( i think this is sold in new york ) Am there’s A man who runs the country B G Am there’s A man who tried to think Am and they’re all made out of plastic B G Am ( when they melt , they start to stink ) D there’s A book with smiling children , nearly dead with christmas joys and smiling in his office D F G is the creep who makes ’the toys’ ( C and C7 ) ( they got this car , when it hits the wall , you can see the guy dying you got little plastic pools of blood ho - ho - ho - ho - ho ( i’m dreaming . . . ) . . . intestines . . . you can see right into his stomach . . . there’s this other thing , i . . . i got bombs , i got rockets , i got A , i got A stillson wrench and comes with A tape recorder . . . i got plastic brass knuckles with sound effects we got A ’39 chevy . . .