Chord The Referees Alphabet

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 this one’s just the same 3 chords played over and over again ,  execept the D which is 
occasionaly slide up from A D flat chord ( it just an extra detail that i haven transcribed ,  
i’m just saying incase your wondering ,  it doesn’t make the utmost of differances ) 
great and very  ( almost too )  underratted band and one of their greatest songs

 ( note :  the chord placings are approximate so are probably in the wrong place ,  but it’s 
easy enough to guess them as long as you know the chords ) 

 ( intros just the same chords for the verses :  D ,  G ,  A ) 

D
the A is for my authority
G
which many players seem to question , 
A
thinking they’re somehow going to make me change my mind
D
B is for babies
G
which A lot of managers cry like
A
after A decision has not gone their way
D                                G
C is for the continual criticism i recieve from the touchline
A
get back in your technical area!
D
D is for the dunderheads
G
who seem to think we have A conspiracy
A
against their particular team
D
E is for the eery silence that echoes around the ground
G
after i’ve booked the home teams player
A
and it’s obvious to everyone that he deserved it
D
F is the farce into which most games would descend if we werent there
G
the G is for the gnarled face of someone whos on 90 , 000 A week
A
and reckoned he should have had A throw in
D
h is for handball
G
which has to be intentional and very rarely is
A
if only people would study the rules more
D
i is for innocence ,  pleaded by many A doe - eyed defender
G
after they’ve just scythed down that tricky winger
A
j is for ju - jitsu ,  which i quite intend to display given A dark alley
D
and some of the narky blerts ive encountered
G
k is for the kissing of the badge
A
how ridiculous that looks 6 months later when they’re at another club
D                     G
l is for lip reading ,  at which you don’t need to be an expert
A
to see how odious some people are
D
m is for the mistakes we sometimes make
G                           A
surely A bit of controversy is part of the games appeal
D                                    G
the n ,  the n is for the numbskull who during the boxing day game
                  A
asks me what else i got for christmas besides my whistle
D
an afternoon with your wife mate
D
the o is for offside
G                              A
which many forwards tell me they simply could not have been
D
the p is for the penalty shootout
G              A
great drama and no pressure on me
D
q is the quiet word i sometimes need to have
G
with some of the more fiery participants
A
i usually choose the word ’pleat’
D
r is for running backwards
G                             A
A difficult skill which the pundits never seem to appreciate
D                             G
s is for the suggestion that i should have awarded A card of some sort
A
to A player whos just been awarded A free kick
 ( mute the strings and strum ) 
sorry i got all that wrong the s again
D
okay the s ,  the s is the suggestion that i should show A card to an opponent
G
by A player whos been awarded A free kick
A
he himself is more in danger of getting one for that
D
t is for the 21 man brawl
G                                   A
whiuch is basically an embarrassing scene of pushing and shoving
D
u is for the umpire which i sometimes wish i’d been instead
G                          A
you never hear A cricket crowd shouting whos the bastard in the hat
D                                       G
the v is for vitriol vilification vendetta and volley of verbal abuse
A
some good bird noises there by the way
D
w is for walter pidgeon
G
whos mr griffiths in ’how green was my valley’
A
i may have started to sound like during this song
D
’where was the light i thought to see in your eye’
G                          A
he says that to A young huw played by roddy mcdowall
D
the 
xg
the x represents the sarcastic kiss planted on my forehead by the swarthy
A
potugese center half

whom i just dismissed
D
the y is for yate
G                   A
the kind of town referees come from
D
and the z
G                              A
well the z could be for zidane ,  zico ,  zola ,  zubizaretta ,  zoff

even zondervan
D
but is in fact for the zest with which we approach our work
G
without this zest for the game we wouldn’t become refs
A
and without refs ,  well zero
D
see also zatopek ,  zeus
G
and zeal monachorum
D
i have A caravan there
G
static naturally
A          D etc . . . 
 ( wouldnt it be fun if the gave the ref A gun ) 

contiune the \"d G a\" until the end  ( although ,  if your like me when it comes to the end 
you just press play and start it all again )

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