Chord Mules Are So Half Ass

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 here’s another funny hank green ,  the musical half of the \"vlogbrothers\"
song off his 2009 album \"this machine pwns n00bs\" .  this is probably the 
funniest song of his so far just because of the constant witty world play 
in every single line of the song .  if you have issues with hanks signature 
spastic strumming style or the timing of the song ,  just listen to the song 
and try to play along .  and ,  when you’ve made your final judgement on the 
tab ,  please rate and comment . 

standard tuning

intro : 

strum the C chord A few times ’til you get the rythm . 

verse 1 : 

                  Fmaj7            G           C
the mink lost her furry scarf ,  she said it was stolen , 
                  Fmaj7                  G              C
the shoe salesman wanted to help ,  ’cause he had so much sole , 
    Fmaj7               G                  C
but then his whole left side fell off ,  but he’s all right now , 
    Fmaj7           G              C               G
the pregnant heifer saw it happen ,  yeah ,  she had A cow , 

chorus : 

        C   Fmaj7      G                   C
and the C o 2 delivery guy always gives me gas , 
                  Fmaj7 G                       C
and i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass , 
                    Fmaj7 G                       C
yeah ,  i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass .  

verse 2 : 

                        Fmaj7         G             C
the bike can’t stand up by itself ,  it says it’s two - tired , 
                Fmaj7             G               C
the human cannonball was late for work and he got fired , 
    Fmaj7             G                  C
and if your pants are too big you’ll get exposed in the end , 
    Fmaj7             G                C                  G
and if you crash your fancy car you’ll see how A mercedez bends , 

chorus : 

        C   Fmaj7      G                   C
and the C o 2 delivery guy always gives me gas , 
                  Fmaj7 G                       C
and i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass , 
                    Fmaj7 G                       C
yeah ,  i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass .  

verse 3 : 

                        Fmaj7          G                    C
i forgot how to throw A boomerang ,  but then it came back to me , 
                        Fmaj7    G                 C
it’s just like riding A bike ,  or playing with your wii , 
   Fmaj7              G          C
if you don’t pay your excorcist ,  you’ll get repossessed , 
    Fmaj7          G                C                    G
the pirate shot himself so he could have that dead man’s chest , 

chorus : 

        C   Fmaj7      G                   C
and the C o 2 delivery guy always gives me gas , 
                  Fmaj7 G                       C
and i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass , 
                    Fmaj7 G                       C
yeah ,  i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass , 
                    Fmaj7 G                       C
yeah ,  i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass , 
                    Fmaj7 G                       C
yeah ,  i really hate mules because they’re so half - ass .  

and that should be that for \"mules are so half ass\" by hank green .  and 
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