Chord Fk Everything

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 basically just an Am F E progression . 
the song doesn’t actually have guitar in ,  but it can be played on one

yo .  all the rappers claim to not give A fxxk . 
well step aside bitches ,  cause i give the lowest amount of fxxk humanly possible . 

what?!

Am
 ( i don’t A give A fxxk . . . ) 
about anything ,  fxxk everyone and fxxk everything ,  what
 ( i don’t give A fxxk . . . ) 
         F                        E
i literally don’t give A fxxk about anything

Am
i don’t give A fxxk about motherfxxkin’ anything
people care about shit ,  i say fxxk everything
                                                       F
fxxk you ,  fxxk me ,  fxxk the sky ,  fxxk trees ,  fxxk the sun
                     E
i don’t need heat or vitamin d!
Am
and fxxk toasters .  i don’t need to cook my bread
and fxxk coasters .  i use A little plate instead
and fxxk roosters .  with their useless cockadoodledoo
     F                             E
we invented the alarm clocks .  we no longer need you

Am
don’t give A fxxk about chairs .  i prefer to stand
and fxxk air conditioners  -  i got A ceiling fan
and fxxk the the movie the fan ,  staring westly snipes
  F                             E
demolition man’s the only snipes movie i like
Am
and fxxk liking shit .  i don’t even like the stuff that i like
don’t give A fxxk about not liking all the shit i don’t like
like tissues .  fxxk them! i blow my nose on the couch
             F                               E
and fxxk my nostrils and my sense of smell i breathe through my mouth
Am
don’t give A fxxk about seeing bitch ,  fxxk my eyes
fxxk physical perception yo ,  i’d rather be blind
fxxk time ,  seconds are too short and minutes are A joke
               F                                  E
and hours are way too long ,  they should be half an hour at most

and fxxk coasts ,  who gives A fxxk about where water meets land
and fxxk boats ,  just because you float you think you’re so fxxking bad
and fxxk jokes ,  i don’t need to be funny all the time
     F                       E
my dog has A tumor and he’s probably gonna die ,  but . . . 

chorus -  Am F E

Am
walked into A coffee shop and ordered A cup
the girl says \"small ,  medium ,  large?\"
i say \"bitch i don’t give A fxxk\"
she said \"i can’t process your order if you don’t pick A size\"
         F                                           E
i said \"fine ,  i’ll take A large ,  but i still don’t give A fxxk ,  alright?\"

etcetera etcetera ,  the lyrics are all below ,  but the chord rhythm is exactly the same . 

don’t give A fxxk about beverage size options motherfxxker
and i don’t give A fxxk about liquids either
they’re all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
like human semen when i get it all over my face
i’m not gay ,  i just don’t give A fxxk about straight se
xand fxxk my dick ,  i’ll pee and cum out of my mouth instead . 
fxxk biological functions ,  fxxk the human body
i prefer the body of A bat with the head of A coyote
i call myself batyodie and i fight crime at night
i know its similar to batman but motherfxxk copyright
i plagiarize all the time ,  i do it everyday
cause i’m on the right track baby ,  i was born this way

and fxxk birth ,  entering the world of space & time is A bitch
searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
is it deterministic or Am i free to choose my way
did i choose to not give A fxxk about ice cube trays
if i want ice i’ll go to the fxxking corner store and buy A bag
filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is A motherfxxking drag
you know what? fxxk the word fxxk ,  i don’t need to use it
i’ll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

 ( i don’t A give A chainsaw . . . ) 
about anything ,  chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything ,  what
 ( i don’t give A chainsaw . . . ) 
i literally don’t give A chainsaw about anything

if there was A contest to see who doesn’t give A fxxk the most
i wouldn’t win cause i don’t give A fxxk about winning yo
i don’t even give A fxxk about not giving A fxxk , 
so i do give A fxxk . . .  wait ,  what?

 ( i give A fxxk . . . ) 
about everything ,  i love everyone and care about everything
 ( i give A fxxk . . . ) 
i literally care about every motherfxxking thing

enjoy ,  great song!

peace
camdogg

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