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A# F my people rang me up A couple of weeks ago A# F C yeah , ive got people; and A phone; and A grasp on the passage of time A# C Dm C Dm yeah they rang me up , said tim , will you go on ruth jones show C A# F they want you to sing A song , itll be fine , fine , fine A# F but the problem with my particular uvre , A# F is that half my songs are five minutes and over . C and the wisdom here at the bbc , C is that viewers switch off if you go past three , A# F and A lot of my songs have A bit of bad language , A# F which causes the viewers untold anguish , C Dm it seems their tolerance for smuttiness is reserved , A# C F for pussy puns on are you being served? . F and so i need A song that only goes for three minutes , C without no bums or blasphemy in it , Dm A# C F A lovely little song specifically written for the delicate skin of middle - class britain . F i need A song with A chorus and A verse , C with no nasty - ass cussin and A - cursin , Dm and im A little too lewd and A little too long , A# C F ive gotta find myself A three - minute song . A# F and they said , remember boy that music is like love - making C Dm its simply self - indulgent to take it past three minutes . A# F remember boy that music is like love - making , C everybody loves A pianist , but length must have A limit F so you need A song that only goes for three minutes , C without no pornography or politics in it , Dm youre A little verbose and A little bit wrong , A# C F youve gotta find yourself A clean , limit , three - minute song . F three - hundred beats at A hundred beats - per - minute , C with nice clean jokes and A hoedown in it , Dm something for the telly that never , ever fails , A# C F to appease the viewers of bbc wales . Dm A# F and even in the bridge i wont be lyrically adventurous , A# F C intellectually unmention - ous , or racially contentious , Dm A# F and i wont make double entendres at the expense of the chinese , C C7 for china is A country that can bring me to my knees . A# F for china , for china , vagina , vagina , C C7 vagina is A cunt - ry that will bring us to our knees . n . C . ooh , mr . humphries , my pussy is all wet! ( fake laugh ) two three fore - skin F i need A little happy - clappy country song , C nice and repetitive and not too long , Dm boring enough , but not too boring , A# C D with A key change here to prevent me snoring . G i need A song that is only three minutes , D without no buggery or blasphemy in it , Em something with A pleasing rhyme and rhythm , C D well , if you cant beat Em , get conservative with Em . instrumental break : G - D - Em - C D G oh - oh , i need A song that causes no offense , D to flog more tickets to my concerts , Em by convincing the viewer that musical satire , C hasnt progressed since victor borge , Em C youve got A telly and i want to be in it , D G but apparently youll only watch for three minutes . C D G yeah , apparently youll only watch for three