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i tried my best to as accurately write this out as possible . just strum to the beat . if this isnt done in A way that everyone undertands or doesnt measure up to \"format\" here i apologize , this is my first submission to the site . also , i apologize if my french is not up to snuff ; ) verses : Am Am mc confusing back in this bitch F E with A parking sandwhich and A chicken ticket Dm Dm i got A liquid facelift from A fig with big tits E E and my wrist got twisted by A britt with fig spit Am Am and you don’t understand it cause you’re not supposed to F E like A candy cane snake in A jealous cartoon Dm Dm and i’m gonna leave soon , but first i need to E E drink A chevy chase face and rape robocop 2 Am Am yo i’m mc historical inaccuracy F E i drop lyrical bombs like hiroshima in ’73 Dm Dm i write rhymes like shakespeare when he wrote anne franks diary E E which is about the civil war from 1812 and germany Am Am i’m like the spanish inquisition when they killed jesus F E and abe lincoln’s suicide was the theme for my thesis Dm Dm like moses when i focus i can split the red sea E E like he did in 1950 with the chinese army Am Am i’m mc don’t know how to pluralize word ( s ) F E i’ve got so many rhyme and i sleep with all the girl Dm Dm when there’s more than one of something you’re supposed to pluralize E E but i never learned that throughout all the year i’ve been alive Am Am hello , i’m mc canadian stereotype F E i’m aboot to get started , so let me get off the ice Dm Dm but i don’t want any trouble and i’m always polite E E now hop on my snowmobile and i will tell you what i like Am Am but first i’ll turn off curling and turn down avril lavigne F E et j’vais dire une phrase en francias , parce qui’ici on est bilingue Dm Dm oh boy i fell off my igloo and i hurt my knee E E let’s go to the hospital , don’t worry here in canada it’s free , eh Am Am mc fatigue did you miss me F E i’ll be awake five minutes cause i had A coffee Dm Dm i’ll try to get through my verse , but i really don’t know E E i had that coffee about five minutes ago chorus : Am F they hired me again to sing this mother fxxkin chorus! Dm i haven’t found A fxxkin job yet E so i have to do this bull shit ( i can’t take it i’m done ) Am F i don’t think i can sing another fxxkin chorus! Dm i think i’m gonna jump off A bridge E or shoot myself like kurt cobain did ( i think my dad has A gun ) verses : Am Am i’m mc knows too many facts about bees F E 50 miles an hour is their average speed Dm Dm A queen can lay up to 3 , 000 eggs in A day E E just cause i know A lot about bees doesn’t mean that i’m gay Am Am i’m also mc in the closet homosxxual F E i hide it cause it’s easier to be heterosxxual Dm Dm we can’t even get married in most states here in america E E it’s fxxked up ( mc canadian stereotype : gay marriage is legal here in canada ) Am Am i’m mc homophobic fxxking asshole F E being gay is evil and it is unnatural Dm Dm jesus said to love thy neighbor , but only if they are straight E E penises go in viginas anything else is just insane Am Am i’m mc extremely inappropriate rhymes F E i shake things up like j . fox when i get on the mic Dm Dm and i drop my enemies just like christopher reeve’s horse E E then i put them to sleep like heath ledger of course Am Am woah , i’m mc extremely politically correct F E i disagree with the last mc’s lyrical content Dm Dm it was : offensive , insensitive , and in very bad taste E E just like that guy who wrote that song when michael jackson passed away Am Am yo , mc final verse here to end the song F E one was enough we didn’t need A sequel jon Dm Dm make A fourth \"show me your genitals\" or another \"normal guy\" E E but for now lets end this stupid song with A suicide chorus : Am F this is the last time that i will ever sing A chorus! Dm my dad’s gun was in his closet E and i’m gonna end this bull shit ( i had A good run ) Am F i’m gonna pull the trigger as soon as i finish the chorus! Dm syanora and farewell E guess i’ll see you all in hell ( 4 , 3 , 2 , 1 ) Am